Blood Energy Potion

Zombie Blood Energy Potion

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Zombie Blood Energy Potion is loaded with iron, protein, electrolytes, and other fancy things to have the same nutrients and consistency of real blood. Throw in some lime flavoring and greenness, and you have the recipe for realistic Zombie Blood! Of course, we did make sure this blood is filtered so you won't be getting any mutagens or viruses or anything else that might turn you into the walking dead. All you'll get is energy, great taste, and stares from passers by. Because that's the best part of enjoying a Zombie Blood Caffeinated Energy Potion - the gawking from onlookers. Time to guzzle some Zombie Juice!

Zombie Blood Energy Potion
A great (and gross-looking) energy potion - with the same color, nutrients, and consistency of real zombie blood (mutagen and virus free).
Comes in a resealable, transfusion-style blood bag.
Delicious tangy-lime flavor.
Not an actual biohazard.
Caffeine: 80mg per bag
Energy Blend Includes: Iron, protein, and electrolytes.
Blood Type: Z (for delicious)!
Unit Volume: 3.4 fl oz (100ml)

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