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Health Energy Potion

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Health Energy Potion was created with gamers in mind (from the same twisted geniuses who brought forth Mana Energy Potion). Each tiny shot (in its own little potion bottle) gives you the caffeine rush (160mg) of 2 Scarlet Taurens (i.e. Red Bulls®) or 4 cups of office coffee (i.e. the crappy kind). Each shot also contains a load of stuff to refresh your mind, body, and fighting spirit - Elderberry (historically protects you from witches) and Ginseng, and vitamins like Biotin and Folic Acid, to name a few. And you'll get all this in an otherworldly red drink with a strangely addictive apply/cinnamony/potiony taste (and no sugar). Mana Energy Potion gives you the energy you need to win the battle; Health Energy Potion recharges you for the next one.

Health Energy Potion
Each tiny shot is loaded with 160mg of caffeine and tons of other health boosters.
As much caffeine as two cans of Red Bull®
Powered with goodies like Elderberry, Ginseng, Biotin, and Folic Acid.
Provides 5-8 hours of smooth energy.
No sugar, so no aftercrash.
Each bottle contains 1.69oz .

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